If you've never been to Singapore, you should read this before you go, and if you've been there before, you'll probably recognize some of the following lines. Singapore is a one-of-a-kind country with things found nowhere else. Dishes not found anywhere else in the world, restrictions only heard of there, and stunning scenery that will be more than just overpowering. Hold on tight because you are going to uncover the most bizarre things that can only be found in Singapore.
This is not English, Singlish!
You haven't gone insane. You're not hearing English. It's called Singlish. If you happen to overhear a discussion and wonder why it sounds like English at first and then doesn't, it's because it isn't. The Singapour nation is made up of several cultures, and Singlish has become the most often used street language. It's a hybrid of English and Chinese, Malay, and other Eastern languages. If you pay attention, you might pick up on a few words, but it will make as much sense to you as gibberish.