During the COVID-19 outbreak, shoppers overspend
In the aftermath of the 2020 coronavirus pandemic, people go insane and overbuy necessities as if they'll be trapped in their homes for years. Isn't it amazing what a little mass-hysteria can do for people? Now it's less than ideal for them since they'll be stuck with an excess of toilet paper that they won't be able to return and that they won't be able to use for years. Maybe they'll go into the store with a clear head the next time.
Men Are Canines
We have a nagging hunch that this beast lacks service animal accreditation. We're hoping it's at least housebroken. “I wish I could leave him at home, but he ruins everything!” “He barks a lot, but he's an excellent guard dog, never goes away, and is readily motivated by food.” But I wish he was kinder to strangers.”