Slenderman Truly Let Himself Go
“I used to scare people, but now all I do is stay at home and play video games.” Do you have the latest World of Warcraft?” The good news is that if he pursues you, you should be able to flee quickly. “Slenderman… ” That name hasn't come up in years. I stopped calling myself that a long time ago.”
Swamp Monster
“You make my heart sing, Swamp Thing.” This is what happens when you have to provide cover for a covert military operation but forget to get refreshments first. This guy is dressed in the Great Value gillie suit. Going to Walmart can often feel like entering the jungle, so maybe he's just dressed for success. We do not pass judgment. (We do, really.)