Punk Isn't Dead… But It Should Be
“Listen, mate, I never leave the house without my ax.” We're all sick of the cookie-cutter pop-rock blasting from the grocery speakers; thankfully, this guy is here to deliver us these all-natural organic RIFFS. When you need to get some shredded beef. God help the meat. Forget about the broccoli.
Football Cannot Return Soon Enough
“Listen, pal, I'm not looking for a game to tailgate.” We all miss football season, but the parking lot at Walmart is just as good as the one outside the stadium. Furthermore, if you run out of supplies, you do not have to stop drinking. Simply go inside and get some more Keystone Light. If you ask me, this person is years ahead of us.