Looking for a Snack
Check out this guy's cool style. Why shouldn't all the females ogle at him and lick their lips? Both of the major dietary categories are completely represented in his attire. He only wears this outfit for breakfast and lunch; after 3 p.m., he changes into dinner and dessert attire. We can only assume he got the whole thing at Walmart.
Wookie Couture
How many Ewoks were slaughtered to create this outfit? You may not like it, but this is how Super Saiyan 5 seems. We genuinely owe this person a debt of gratitude because our streets would be filled with roadkill if she didn't exist. “Yes, I am anticipating a money transfer… It should have come from a ‘Mr. Bacca.' Yes, that's ‘Chew Bacca.' Thanks.”