Please excuse our “deer” companion
Kris Kringle needed to swing in to pick up some last-minute gifts, and Prancer escaped off his tether. Or perhaps Bambi was only trying to save some doe on groceries. He's knuckling and bucking, and he's ready to battle! However, those employees are standing far too near to the animal; corralling wild beasts is not part of the job description.
Sheeple
Check out Lambchop by clicking here. Falkor from The Neverending Story appears to have fallen on bad times. That hair looks like what happens when you don't clean out the cat's litter box for an extended period of time. This person appears to be looking for insect spray, which may be the only thing they can use for shampoo at this point.