Walmart Prior to Time
Remember the scene at the conclusion of Step Brothers where the father tells Dale and Brendan that he wishes he could be a dinosaur when he grows up? “Don't get rid of your dinosaur,” he warns. This individual took that advise and ran with it. So, let's get this party started, shall we?
Allow Me SPACE
You got it, buddy. To wear this garment in public, he must have some serious Rocky Mountain oysters. And he wonders why none of the store staffers are willing to assist him. Who knew Colorado's Libras and Scorpios could be so fiery? It had to be the cold weather. Perhaps the legalization of a specific plant will calm them down in the future.